Then,

It seems I wasn't listening when dad said he was going to put a floor-to-ceiling window in the bathroom.

BECAUSE THERE IS NO WAY I COULD HAVE CONSENTED TO THAT.


especially since the window hasn't been put in yet (and therefore not the blinds - I assume there will be blinds - there MUST BE BLINDS), and the only thing preventing people from seeing us on the toilet whenever the back gate is open is a rather haphazardly-placed, ill-fitting door.

Painting starts today. Then with the replacement of the bathroom sink, window installation and floor waterproofing, the bathroom will be pretty much done. :O


Reno's been pretty bad for me though, to be honest. Sawdust, normal dust, bits of plaster, dirt, cat fur. Brooms and air cons and fans only make this stuff fly around even more. Then there's the heat, which brings sweat, which causes rashes: unlike lucky phgrenadier, choosing to sweat out this week as a means of detoxification isn't really an option for me.

I mean, allergic to your own sweat. Imagine that. xD


Now that I've sufficiently grossed you out enough, I'm going to gross you out even more with


m: aw
m: it neither loves you nor unloves you
m: you can marry it and it won't even know
j: isn't that rape
m: I don't think tech rape is illegal, dw
m: .. if you could even manage tech rape
m: without getting electrocuted
j: ...phone sex.
m: you can't phone rape someone
j: i raped my phone.
m: don't talk to me ever again kthx
j: :(
m: hang on, you can't rape a phone
j: remember that one time you used my phone
m: what's there to rape
j: the speaker hole
j: you have NO idea how flexible i am


I think my mum should ban me from talking to my friends